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Khristinne Misa  

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Gender Issues...

Journal Entry: Fri Apr 11, 2008, 4:42 AM
(Hehe, got this from my cousin...)

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.


1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you
can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to
warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain
water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to
the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't
you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

^^;

  • Mood: Stuck
  • Listening to: "Hypnotized" by Copyright
  • Watching: La Corda d'Oro

Devious Information

  • Current Age: Nine and twenty
  • Current Residence: Republic of the Philippine Islands
  • Interests: watching anime, doodling, reading manga, bubble baths, eating delicious food, sleeping...
  • Favourite genre of music: pop rock, jazz, classic rock, soundtracks/bgms, etc
  • Operating System: Windows
  • Favourite game: Suikoden series, Grandia series
  • Favourite cartoon character: Simon Seville ;D
  • Personal Quote: "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players" -Shakespeare

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Devious Comments

~type100:icontype100: Apr 16, 2008, 9:05:12 AM
Hey chev! Guess who! :D
~chev:iconchev: Feb 19, 2008, 4:41:45 AM Mood: Love
:glomp: :hug: :heart:

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~BunnyChick:iconBunnyChick: Feb 18, 2008, 2:50:34 PM
why hallo thar dear cousin of mine! how are you doing?

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"It's not as bad as it sounds!" -Me


"You know what that means... IT'S RAPING TIME!!" -Axel/Me


Proud member of the I.R.T.I.N.A.B.A.I.S. Club!
`maya-chan:iconmaya-chan: Feb 18, 2008, 11:52:39 AM
:wave:

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~StarEevee:iconStarEevee: Nov 4, 2007, 11:02:50 AM
Hey, lass. :hug: Sure hope I see you around again soon.

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I shall follow what is right
And Justice shall prevail.
~shany:iconshany: May 14, 2007, 2:33:22 PM Mood: Joy
CHEV-Y! Heya. thanks for the watch. <3

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Living in Canada
But in Ireland
Located at Korea
In the streeets of Mongolia
Straight from the West-side of India
WORD TO YA MOTHA


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~chev:iconchev: Apr 23, 2007, 8:11:15 AM
:glomp::glomp::glomp:

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"Of the Good in you I can speak, but not of the Evil. For what is Evil but Good --tortured by its own hunger and thirst?" - Kahlil Gibran
*shonenpunk:iconshonenpunk: Apr 23, 2007, 4:15:31 AM
yay! i refound you! : D

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SPS2 punk rock mecha space opera
updated on fridays
~Nekoias:iconNekoias: Apr 21, 2007, 11:17:22 AM
thankies soooo much for the watch!!

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And when it rains,
Will you always find an escape?
Just running away,
From all of the ones who love you,
From everything
~KhMaStAh:iconKhMaStAh: Apr 20, 2007, 10:08:37 PM
thx for the watch! i'll watch u too!! haha
~chev:iconchev: Apr 20, 2007, 5:30:37 AM Mood: Love
:hug:Thanks very much!!!:heart:

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"Of the Good in you I can speak, but not of the Evil. For what is Evil but Good --tortured by its own hunger and thirst?" - Kahlil Gibran
~KhMaStAh:iconKhMaStAh: Apr 20, 2007, 5:07:32 AM
cute gallery! u did all those?!! woah!! ur amazing and cool!! =D
~chev:iconchev: Apr 19, 2007, 12:31:02 AM
:heart::glomp::hug::heart:

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"Of the Good in you I can speak, but not of the Evil. For what is Evil but Good --tortured by its own hunger and thirst?" - Kahlil Gibran
~sora-kairi-destiny:iconsora-kairi-destiny: Apr 18, 2007, 11:51:27 PM
oh yeah, XD love ur gallery!! n_n hehe!

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I'm both like this
:library:
and this
:typerhappy:

gwahaha...


~sora-kairi-destiny:iconsora-kairi-destiny: Apr 18, 2007, 11:40:18 PM
thanks for the watch!!! :XD: ahe!

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I'm both like this
:library:
and this
:typerhappy:

gwahaha...


~chev:iconchev: Apr 16, 2007, 7:00:18 AM
Thanks very much!! :hug:

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"Of the Good in you I can speak, but not of the Evil. For what is Evil but Good --tortured by its own hunger and thirst?" - Kahlil Gibran
~Yuyito:iconYuyito: Apr 16, 2007, 6:57:23 AM
interesing gallery ^^...cool comic ^^
~omusu:iconomusu: Apr 16, 2007, 6:08:16 AM
Awwie! Thanks for the add! :hug:

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Searching for OTAKUs
~chev:iconchev: Apr 14, 2007, 11:45:41 PM
I love crustaceans. ;)

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"Of the Good in you I can speak, but not of the Evil. For what is Evil but Good --tortured by its own hunger and thirst?" - Kahlil Gibran
*BoiledShrimp:iconBoiledShrimp: Apr 14, 2007, 11:04:46 PM
Hey, thanks for the watch! You made a shrimp VERY happy! :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

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EAT ME! I go good with Tartar sauce!
~StarEevee:iconStarEevee: Apr 14, 2007, 10:20:55 AM
:wave: :boogie:

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I shall follow what is right
And Justice shall prevail.
`maya-chan:iconmaya-chan: Apr 13, 2007, 10:07:55 AM
I spy a comic pie!

(I don't know, I couldn't think of something that rhymed with spy. haha)

*stalks*

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